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| Full Name David Bruce Frederick |
Aliases Damian, Bones, Hey You! |
| Least Favorite Work Environment Clean-up detail at the Stayton Cannery |
Favorite Work Environment Double Cross Dude Ranch outside of Dubois, WY |
| Distinguishing Features Tall Drink o' Water |
Career Turning Point Day 3 of Video Production 101 at the University of Hawaii |
| Height/Weight 'bout 6' 5", 225ish |
Personal Motto Never trust a pretty girl ... or a lonely midget. |
| Date of Birth November 6, 1958 |
Hobbies Camping & Hiking & Fishing, sports, critters, and guitar pickin' |
| Place of Birthin' Madison, WI |
Turn-Ons Babbling brooks and jagged peaks |
| Place of Rearin' Silverton, OR |
Turn-Offs big hair, goulash, and the "Blair Witch" camera technique |
| Place of Learnin' University of Hawaii |
People Say I Look Like Sumpin' the cat dragged in |
| Past Employment Strawberry Picker (one day), Cannery Sanitation Engineer, Taco Technician at Taco Time, Assistant Sergeant at Arms for the Oregon State Senate, Tour Guide for the Oregon State Capitol, News Photographer (ten years) |
Prized Possessions Pipe collection |
| Where I want to be in Twenty Years Greetin' folks at Walmart | |